COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'm kinda busy right now! I have to chase the cat, protect the kids, herd the horses, beg for food and take a nap. I'll add the lightbulb to my "To Do" list....

DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid bulb!

RAT TERRIER: In a minute.....I'm not quite done shredding this magazine.....

ROTTWEILER: Make me.

LABRADOR RETIEVER : Oh, me!! Me!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb!!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeezzzzzze...

PUG: Hold on, let me catch my breath.

MALAMUTE: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

BOSTON TERRIER: Hey, make it stop spinning.....or is that me?

POODLE: I'll blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes wiring the house, my nails will be dry.

SCHNAUZER: Will I have to let go of the mailman?

YORKIE: Sorry, I'm not quite done with my hair.

DOBERMAN PINSCHER: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.

KEESHOND: Later....I'm busy shedding.

BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

SHIH TZU: I'm SURE that's the butler's job.......

MASTIFF: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover and ....

POINTER: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there!

GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

HOUND DOG: Zzz...zzz....zzz...zzz...zzz....zzz....zzzz.....zzzz...zzz...zzz

Cat: You need light to see?