Labrador Retriever x Flat Coated Retriever =
LAB COAT RETRIEVER, the choice of research scientists.

Bull Terrier x Shih Tzu =
BULLSHITZ, a gregarious but unreliable breed.

Boxer x German Shorthaired =
BOXER SHORTS, a dog never seen in public.

Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller =
COCKROT, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

Collie x Lhasa Apso =
COLLAPS, a dog that depressed most of the time

Pointer x Setter =
POINSETTER, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier =
BLUE SKYE, a dog for visionaries.

Great Pyrenees x Dachshund =
PYRADACHS, a puzzling breed.

Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso =
PEEKASSO, an abstract dog.

Pekingese x Dachshund =
PEKING DACH, owned by Chinese restaurateurs.

Pekingese x Boxer =
PEEK-A-BO, a dog that is hard to find when needed. Now you see it, now you don't.

Newfoundland x Basset Hound =
NEWFOUND ASSET DOG, a dog for financial advisors.

Samoyed x Norwich Terrier =
SAMWICH, a very handy and tasty breed.

Terrier x Bulldog =
TERRIBULL, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound x Labrador =
BLABADOR, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute x Pointer =
MOOT POINT, favorites of lawyers but ... it doesn't seem to matter.

Collie x Malamute =
COMMUTE, a dog that travels to work.

Deerhound x Terrier =
DERRIERE, a dog that's true to the end.

Spitz x Chow Chow =
SPITZ CHOW, a dog that throws up a lot.

Smooth Fox Terrier x Chow Chow =
SMOOCH, a dog who loves to kiss.