Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs love red meat.

Anyone can get a good looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same throughout the entire month.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

Dogs understand that everything smaller than it is meant to be chased.

Dogs don't hate their bodies.

Dogs never criticize.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs never expect gifts.

Dogs don't worry about germs.

Dogs don't care about or get jealous of any
other dog you ever had.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside as
opposed to in your wallet desk and the backs
of your drawers.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

You never have to wait for a dog. They're always
ready to go.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

Dogs aren't catty.